Disclaimer: I didn't write these. I just think they are incredibly clever!
OK, not a "Quoran" answer, but the more typical "chicken" answer (actually multiple answers) I saw on a philosophy website, that are hilarious!
From: ... (more)
Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.
Chinese general & military strategist (~400 BC)... (more)
My partner who is from rural Kenya told me that when two bulls fight
only the grass is hurt. This was in reference to fights outside a ... (more)